I came across this hilarious story online, and I just had to share it with you! A person recently took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy new shoes, and after their shopping trip, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.
While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager with wild, multicolored hair. What happened next is guaranteed to make you laugh!
Here’s the story: Whether it’s true or just a funny tale, it’s definitely brilliant!
“I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy new shoes. Afterward, we grabbed some food at the food court. I noticed he kept staring at a teenager sitting nearby, whose hair was spiked and colored in wild shades of green, red, orange, and blue. The teenager kept noticing my dad’s gaze and looked over each time he caught him staring.”
Finally, the teenager, clearly getting annoyed, sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
I quickly swallowed my food, knowing my dad’s response was going to be good. In true dad fashion, he didn’t miss a beat.
“Well, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock… I was just wondering if you were my son!”
